Ask Joseph Stalin
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ones!

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ones!

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is so interesting! Cant wait for the next batch!

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is so interesting! Cant wait for the next batch!

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THANK YOU. AS you should be. Now, join Communism and help destroy that pathetic worm, Truman!

In response to Bolas.

 

Tezzeret is entirely too useful.

I can lend you Sarkhan.  I can make no guarantees; sometimes he fails to crush things.  So he’s worth about half of a Tezzeret.

Additionally, I am in need of a Mox Sapphire as I already have Jets to spare.  Figuratively speaking, of course.  I am not going to give them out.

Can you abide, Joseph?

Ah, Nicol.. you are gracious nonetheless, I shall pitch you my Sapphire, for blue mana is something I do not grasp. I’ll pass you that and the Lotus; and this scroll I stole from some imbecile in a blue cloak with stupid hair, and cry baby eyes. Sarkhan will add fine to the Soviet Union; Perhaps you would not mind exchanging one of your multitudes of Ruby ? I do not possess that great gem, and it would indeed help me stomp out Harry Truman once and for all.

Your favorite Dictator

is now available to answer your questions!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

A GUN.

My decklist (Stalin Official)

Instants

20x Lightning Bolt

10x Ancestral Recall

Artifacts

10x Black Lotus

Land

20x Volcanic Island

In Soviet Russia

RED MANA USES YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH COMRADE STALIN. IF YOU COULD, CAN YOU TELL HITLER TO STOP BEING BUTTHURT? I THINK HE’S TAKING IT A LITTLE TO HARD.

That bug Hitler will know defeat when our whipflares hit his oncoming troops entering Soviet Russia. Thanks to you, Brian Kibler, Russia is now Superpower once again.

askelspeth:

NOPE!

Efficient, wise, powerful. Maybe Soviet..